Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Some Inspiring Facts

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!


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2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.



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3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!


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4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!


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5. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!


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6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!


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7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!


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8. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!


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9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!



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10. All desirable things in life are either

illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!



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11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)



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12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

 

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